Wednesday, March 9, 2011

By Definition

On Dictionary.com, the definition of a "newt" is a "brilliantly colored salamander [with a] long slender body and tail and short feeble legs."  Now, that definition does not necessarily fit the other Newt.  Although there are some parts of him that are definitely feeble.


Former and failed Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich says that being Speaker was too stressful, and now he wants to be President.  He also says that maybe "things happened in my life that were not appropriate.”  Not appropriate? Newt has a little "family values problem."  (TheNewCivilRightsMovement.com)

After being diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis, Newt's first wife heard from him about a little affair he was having.  And his family values stand?  Well according to Newt "People need to hear what I have to say. There’s no one else who can say what I can say. It doesn’t matter what I live."  (FrumForum.com)

He divorced his first wife while she was sick.  He divorced his second wife after asking his third wife to marry him.  He conducted an extramarital affair at the same time he was one of the GOP's most vocal critics of then-President Clinton for his involvement with Monica Lewinsky.


And now he says that it was how "passionately" he felt about this country that made him work too hard.  So we can't blame him for his infidelity and his three marriages.  He was doing it for this country.


Newt needs to look up the definition of passionate.  Don't think he understands what it means.

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