I am Sure They Never Thought of These:

With all the talk about how homosexuality and same-sex marriage is just so wrong - because the Bible tells us so, the Huffington Post  makes the point that all the Bible thumpers may not be living up to all that the Bible forbids.

Tattoos are out...

• Leviticus 19:28 states:
• Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

Only long hair and long beards are in... Santorum's hair is too round...

• Leviticus 19:27 states:
• Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.

Gee, ever get kicked in the stones?

• Deuteronomy 23:1 states:
• He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Don't read your horoscope Mrs. Bachmann to see if your husband still loves you...

• Leviticus 19:31 reads:
• Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

Sarah Palin may have to give up her job at Fox News...

• Leviticus 19:16 states:
• Thou shalt not go up and down as a talebearer among thy people: neither shalt thou stand against the blood of thy neighbour; I am the LORD.

Ok, ladies, don't defend your husbands...

• Deuteronomy 25:11-12 states:
• When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets
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• Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

Mitt, no more ham sandwiches... or Lobster tail..

• Leviticus 11:7-8 reads:
• And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.
• Leviticus 10-11 states:
• And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you.

Newt, this one is for you... and your 2nd and 3rd wives...

• Mark 10:11-12 states:
• Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.
• Deuteronomy 22:20-21 states:
• But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
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• Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you

Does football count as work?

• Exodus 31:14-15 states:
• "Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.
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• Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD:

Women, keep your mouths shut in church...

• 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 states:
• Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.